Upon hearing the first few bars, Femdog spontaneously burst into flames. After getting treatment and writing an apology letter to the Internet company for the wasted bandwidth, he got his friend Tunechirider927 to type up a review.
AYO WASSUP NIGGAS lol namsayin its ya boy Tunechirider927 givin yall da bizness! lol yeah my bitchass fren couldn’t take da realness comin off dis mixtape so he got me to tackle da shit like a bait shop (i got jokes!)
Forreal doe, Lil Wayne a fuccin monsta in dis rap shit nahmean… he da modern Vanilla Ice… da modern Birdman, da newest guy to step in da game n check niggas at da do ya feel me? Word wayne been holdin me down since I was ridin roun n getting it in Nawlins tryna get sum from dat light skin chick in homeroom lol yall niggas kno how it is thin waist wit a DONKEY
n yo Wayne dropped some hot fire last year with tha Carta IV… shit got insane rotation inna whip namsayin. My car was like “ayo nigga can you play some frank sinatra or sumthin dese songs gettin old you one-track-minded ass hoe” n i was like damn haha so i put on Take Care. But yo Tha Carter IV had that dope ass song about girls n weed, n one about girls n weed together, n one about how the govamint go take yo girls n weed away! Word tunechi be on some real nigga shit dude 29 but he got the mind of a 17 yeuh old haha i could relate to that shit
but Dedication 4 though? THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE NIGGA? Nigga. Nigga! From “So Dedicated” I was already hooked on dat shit like the blue shit Walter White be whippin up in dem rvs lol. Tunechi hit niggas wit a hype ass bar: “she so sophisticated/she’ll catch a nigga nut and then refrigerate it” and just got betta n betta: “smoke so much that smokie the bear has to bear with us” and EVEN BETTA: “she said wayne on me wayne on me cuz yo ass be drizzlin”. Word anybody who could put they name inna song real slick like n get away wit da shit is a lyrical fuccin architekt nahmeans, but fucc J. Cole fo all dat cole world shit he bitin ma homie style n his verse was STRAIGHT TRASH
N the beat selektion hot like Melyssa Ford haha real talk I bet it took Weezy a couple minutes to scroll through his iTunes looking fo dem dope tracks n den find a way to put bars from otha songs in his new shit lol das why he been reusin lines lol its a fuccin motif. Femdog calls it “lethargic recycling” but fucc dat nigga n his big ass words Tunechi got hot shit on da burners always!
Yo if you a real nigga n you can relate to real nigga shit den cop this shit n hit up yo baby mama one time haha ayo she gon apreshiate sum good music wit sum good good haha n let ha here Nicki Minaj verse on “Mercy” I got hard as shit when I herd it: “drop it to the floor, let that dick shake/my homegirl slurp like a milkshake”
ayo shout out to da whole dead ends hip hops krew n shit i apreshiate yall lettin me write dis review keep hope alive n support real music. follow me @pimpdaddymcnast33 and follow @f3mdog too. TUNECHI FO PREZDENT